I'm Elyse. 19. Always worried about something stupid. Come cuddle with me.
I will go down with this ship.
im just an asshole with feelings
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shorts
Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.
me during classes
- "that’s racist"
- "that’s sexist"
- "there are more than two genders"
- "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
- "that’s ableist"
- "there aren’t enough girls in here"